misternineham

all are welcome, be they short cake or long pie

i turned down the volume on the tv only to find the volume at zero

"behind every good design is a client who knows what they want" -me, snidely, after the eighth reproof

nearly recovered from my latest cold it seems. felt ~73% human today, just 15% down from my personal max

new energy drink just dropped

speed running the four humors

back in my day you asked your shadiest friend and he usually knew an even shadier friend who could definitely hook you up but hey man come and chill for awhile i was just watching the most fucked up video on the internet here watch this

catching SARS you wouldn't believe
from virions you can't even comprehend

gooogle is intentionally tanking gooogle search to make ai look better by comparison. you heard it here first