Garret :bongoCat:

This song and video are very good!

#music

https://youtu.be/HtVcltkn3HI?si=_jd3Zi4B4q31qD7E

These are terrible photos (because I have never seemed to be able to get my phone to ever expose and focus on the things I want).

BUT, we got bees 🐝 in the trees 🌳

I’ve really been frustrated today over various things, but this afternoon I have decided to set up shop on the porch to do my work.

The fresh air and bird sounds have been helping.

#Teams is great because I have to toggle my mic on and off a bunch for it to recognize it. Then after a few minutes it's a crapshoot as to whether or not it recognizes the mic and I have to do toggle it again.

I've had this happen with two different mics. Super great.

$3 Trillion dollar company.

#Microsoft

Made a BIG error tonight while getting food.

My brother and my dad wanted to get some burgers so we stopped at a little place we’d seen before but never tried.

Turns out it’s a ridiculous trump propaganda burger joint. Lots of bullshit on the walls and they brand your burger.

If it’d just been me I’d have turned around, but I wasn’t driving so I didn’t make a fuss.

It was way overpriced for the mid-tier food, too.

#uspol

Just hit the Sonic DLC in #KingdomComeDeliverance2.

#KCD2

Remember two weeks ago when we weren't in a useless war that we'll have to deal with for the latter halves of our lives?

#uspol

I feel like it's nearly time to waste a bunch of money on silly things because I'll need that bit of joy as the world falls apart.

This dork

#Pokopia #Pokemon

Tornado Sirens: On

(Though I don’t think I’m in the path of any danger.)

#Bluesky over there changing CEOs and everyone coming out of the woodwork to say "Bluesky sucks because it's boring and has no algorithmic feed!"

Meanwhile over here on Mastodon we are all just chillin' and if you want to see outside of your bubble you hit the Explore tab for a minute.

#pokemon #Pokopia is crack cocaine.

This is Bowser.

#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon

2020: #AnimalCrossing drops right as Covid hits and we spend the year inside playing it

2026: #Pokopia drops right as WWIII hits and we spend the year inside our bunkers playing it

The next time #Nintendo drops a cozy game we need to watch out.

Window status: Open

(It's 78 degrees today)

#uspol

It's easy to do work while watching a congressional hearing because you can just mute every GOP person for their 5 minutes since it'll just be lies and bullshit.

#uspol

This is me just testing out the share button.

https://blog.joinmastodon.org/2026/03/a-new-share-button/

I’m “man, that’s such a good cardboard box. I shouldn’t recycle it” years old.